How many Masons does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
20, as follows:
2 to continually remind the lodge that the light bulb does not work
1 to pass the problem on to a committee
3 to do a study on the lighting in the Lodge
2 to check on the light bulbs used by the Knights of Columbus
3 to argue over the type of light bulb and where to purchase it
5 to plan the fund-raising event to cover the cost
2 to complain about how it’s not the way we used to change light bulbs
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it
1 to order the brass memorial plaque to commemorate the event